vegas....

So here it is, the recap of Vegas. Shit went down.

Let me preface by saying I am officially too old for Vegas. While this weekend was as bitchin and debaucherous as they come I have come to the realization that any further Vegas shindigs will take place in a respectable high end hotel, my evenings will consist of shows and I will be to bed by 3. latest.

We stayed at the Palms, which is super young, super hip and super full of rapists. Seriously. I am pretty positive that the unspoken dress code for women was tube top sized dresses that don't fit, 8 inch stiletos you can't walk in and a healthy tolerance for roofies. For men it would be striped button downs with the top button undone, designer studded, stressed denim (from the douchbag collection) and square toed leather dress shoes. Oh, and an ample supply of roofies. That being said the weekend was amazing. we went to celebrate our girl Kelly's 30th birthday as well as a going away party as she moved to Ohio this past week to start a fantastic new job with express. Bitch, I'm gonna miss you!!

Some highlights from the weekend

*Rev Run DJ'd the pool party. He played Joan Jett though I think the crowd was lying when they sang along to "I love Rock n Roll" Cause those fuckers wouldnt know rock n roll if it slapped them in the face (which I almost did)

*The epic Wynn Buffet. glittery cupcakes, mini candy apples and prime rib. We all had major stomach aches that weekend.

*The elevator ride to the lobby where for some reason 10 of us busted out into song, what song you ask? Doe a dear, a female dear. Ray, a drop of golden suuuuun (Don't ask)

*The OUT OF CONTROL karaoke bar we went to at 2am on Kelly's birfday. It was off the strip, it had private rooms, we drank them out of tequila, we smashed some glasses, drinks and peanuts went flying and we sang a fuck load of songs. And as usual I was the asshole forcing shots on everyone.

Fuck that was fun. Next year we are doing something a bit more tropical though.

Special shoutout to Alexis, Jessica, Alex, Damien, Bryan, Chad, Koni, Darron and especially my girl Kelly. LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLL. Let's go get more shots
*All Photos by Alexis!!!