Do it in a Van

You know you want these new bitchin prints from Dirty Donny.

If you are a boy, or a girl who likes the ladiez, it will make those femme fatales think you are mysterious and skilled.

If you are a girl, or a boy who likes the manly men it will make other macho dudes
think you are super bitchin and totally hip.

Was that confusing? I'm sorry, we had to include everyone, we don't discriminate on sexual preference here at the Unicorner. Love is love yo!

Long story short, buy them and you will get laid. In a van.
hot.
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