What Ever You're Selling, Put Me Down for Three

I don't know what they're selling but I want it.

Ed Note: Soooooo, after reviewing my post I noticed I put my little smart ass caption right under a bunch of Euro-Crotch shots. I do not mean I want stuffed greasy tan crotch, I was merely illustrating that ads used to be way radder, less you thought I was a total pervo.....which I am....but that is not the point of this post.

I'll stop now.