Friday, January 28, 2011

Fancy Pants

I'm weekending in Palm Springs with Donny and the family. Good times.

I will make a valiant attempt to post some of my hopefully epic thrift finds and look forward to a mind blowing post featuring a new goody from the insanely talented Sarah Rainey of BILF worldwide

Keep on, Keepin on

Thursday, January 27, 2011

American Nights

Girls like these make me even prouder to be a chick

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

What? This old thing?

If you ever wanted to know what my super hero character would outfit herself in, here you go (in you were wondering my power would be that of the unicorn horn;healing, truth, lasers, and magic).

I would soooooo wear this just hanging around, I mean, take away the feather wings, replace white tights with black and it's any ol' daytime outfit. kinda.

photos jacked from

And cause I don't discriminate, here is some eye awesome for the boys (and girls, all the ladies I know in my life are equally impressed with black velvet as they are with feathers and sequins, that is just how we roll)

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

once you reach epic you don't level up anymore

I am a Trekkie. I find no shame in this, I am proud to be a card carrying member of the Federation. Growing up, TNG (The Next Generation for all you who are not awesome I kid, I kid) was a hugely important staple, right up there with air, water, shelter and considerably higher than religion. Life lessons were taught and important injustices explained by my parents in terms of Borg/Cardasian (nazi jerks) and such.

My mother has a star trek communicator tattoo. My first dog was named Data and cat named Lore. Our screen door proudly sported a "Live Long and Prosper" plaque. Get the picture? It wasn't a fucking costume it was a way of life!

Anyway, this isn't meant to be a Star Trek post, it is actually an observation that has been plaguing me a while. I think that Patrick Stewart is immortal.

Exhibit A Mid-Late 1980's Patrick Stewart

Exhibit B Patrick Stewart in 2010 (tux) and 2008ish

If anyone should be immortal it's Patrick Stewart. The dude has captained Star Ships, controlled minds and been every single character Shakespeare has ever imagined.

He's got it lock down.

Monday, January 24, 2011


Mr. Unicorners: Icy Hot

I'd like to introduce you to a new regular (and by regular I mean probably semi-sporadically) feature called....

Mr.Unicorners: Men Who Are RAD

These are the guys woman want and men want to be. these guys transcend decades, styles, stereotypes and will forever be rad. I bet there will be a special zone in heaven for these dudes, inside will be really bitchin muscle cars, bars that only serve beer and shots and Thin Lizzy is on the stage every night.

Our first Mr. Unicorner of 2011. Kurt Russell.

I was sitting around waiting for laundry to dry (clean sheets day yeah!) and Overboard was on, now granted, Overboard is not KR's greatest achievement but it got me to thinking, not only is he able to play Snake Plissken or Stuntman Mike with unwavering radness but he can still excude total bitchiness while in a romantic comedy with his lady love (all together now, awwwwwww!) Here's to you Jack Burton, keep on keepin on

EDIT: So, after looking back on my previous entries it looks like there have been quite a few rad dudes featured prior to this, so let's give a high five to Mr. Marc Bolan, Wooderson, Steve McQueen and Dirty Donny G. You are all Mr.Unicorners too!
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Sunday, January 23, 2011

This is probably what God farts




This spice of the God's is the single greatest weapon in my kitchen arsenal. Hailing from my family's land, Croatia, and consisting of mostly salt and MSG it literally can make dirt taste like awesome.

It is gold in color, cheap as fuck and can turn anyone into the greatest chef in the world. Put it on anything, I dare you. I'm pretty sure it even makes ice cream better.
My family used it liberally growing up (I'm pretty sure it was in my formula) and now I am taking it door to door Jehovah style. If you would like recipe ideas or directions on where to purchase hit me up yo!

In other news

photo's stolen from the interwebs. sorry for forgetting from where.....

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Just time for a quickie

Going to see Fu Manchu tonight, getting my hair feathered to the extreeeeeeme.

In other news, I am buying a keytar. You are looking a the future embodiment of keyboard rock.

I will be a little bit of this

a lot of this

and 100%

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Melba Toast


the man, the mystery, the car, the hair.

I have never wished a fictional character was real more than him. He embodies everything that is perfect and pure about the 70's. Not to mention he is a total babe.

Our lives would be so much more complete if I we all had a little Wooderson in our lives, a buddy hanging out on the couch with a perfectly rolled doob, ready to impart wisdom that only comes from years of heavy smoking and listening to way too much prog rock.

let us take a trip down memory lane and toast some of his more memorable qoutes, and when we are finished lets crack a beer for the Woodersons of the world.

Alright, Alright, Alright.

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's all right, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?..........I love them redheads

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

It be a lot cooler if you did

Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

things that stoke me out

Here are a few things that stoke out my life, what are the things that make yours rad?

Feathered Hair

Black Velvet Posters

The super bitchin sounds of SWEET

Roller Skates (custom painted for meeee by Donny)

Donny and Brock, the two greatest dudes EVER

Weird Shades that boys don't get but girls know are amazing (let's hear it for the fashionable ladies!!)

Our Van, paint job that will blow your mind coming soon

Weird Taxidermy