Most people that know me are aware of my undying love for all things slightly over the top. I'm not one blend into the background. I demand excess in love, life, clothing, cars, diamonds. I can't just have 6 unicorns and call it a collection. I need 600, and a special pink unicorn shelf, and a tattoo......lord.
I have been known to just start yelling and dancing when I feel things have gotten to stagnant, then before you know it everybody is having a grand ol time! I am not particularly skilled. I cant sing, play music, dance well, draw well, build things....all I have to give is a big smile and a winning attitude, and baby I'm gonna give it till I can't no more.
But I digress.
I think to compliment my undying awesomeness and complete my image one of these marvels of modern technology are required.
If I had the chance I would gold plate the whole thing, gold aluminium bumpers, gold baby dayton wheels, sparkly gold shag seat covers, gold headers, gold air cleaner. GOLD.
We could go for a ride together and you know what? We would look so rad.