Sunday, January 23, 2011

This is probably what God farts

Vegeta

VEGETA

VEGETA!!!!!!!!!


This spice of the God's is the single greatest weapon in my kitchen arsenal. Hailing from my family's land, Croatia, and consisting of mostly salt and MSG it literally can make dirt taste like awesome.

It is gold in color, cheap as fuck and can turn anyone into the greatest chef in the world. Put it on anything, I dare you. I'm pretty sure it even makes ice cream better.
My family used it liberally growing up (I'm pretty sure it was in my formula) and now I am taking it door to door Jehovah style. If you would like recipe ideas or directions on where to purchase hit me up yo!

In other news


photo's stolen from the interwebs. sorry for forgetting from where.....

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